Dear Future Katy, Why have I spent the evening curled up on my living room floor sobbing? Honestly, what did I gain out of that? Oh right yeah, the incentive to write to you! Cup of tea in hand, time to chat to the only person who actually knows it's going to be okay. I've been chatting … Continue reading Do you have a pet Alpaca?
Dear Future Katy, How you doing girl!? Long time no speak. You've heard all my excuses before so I propose we just hit the refresh button ey? Move on from the interval of silence. Well, my silence, because it's not like you have to actually do anything, is it Future Katy? You just get to read … Continue reading you better not… is it time for a new style of title?
Dear Future Katy, I'm not going to proofread, or I'll delete half of it. So just deal with this piece of poop okay? okay. Have you ever thought you were doing okay, and then next thing you know you're looking up at the still night sky, gravel grazing your exposed ankles, your fingers are intertwined … Continue reading you better not be an arsehole
Dear Future Katy, I miss writing too you! The reason I've been gone is because my laptop is the oldest, defective slab of plastic known to man. I can't even open internet explorer. I mean seriously... help. So bare with me. I have some half written letters in my drafts, that I want to send … Continue reading you better have updated your technology
Dear Future Katy, Let's talk about bodies. Your body. Wombs and vaginas in particular. You probably shouldn't show this letter to the faint hearted, it's about to get real up in here. *WARNING**GRAPHIC* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … Continue reading you better not wet yourself